News Flash! Sam is Not God

Sam: "Mommy, I'm going to say something that will surprise you."
Me: "Okay. What is it?"
Sam: (Dramatic pause) "God knows even more about animals than I do."
Me: "I believe it, Sam. I think you're right about that."
(Pause)
Sam: "Mommy, what's part teacher and part zookeeper?"
Me: "You mean a 'zoologist'?"
Sam: "Yes. I'm going to be a zoologist that teaches people about God and really likes animals."
Me: "Okay. Good plan."