Thursday, February 03, 2011

My Considerate Little Potty Trainee

Sam: Mommy, I peed on the floor.
Me: You did? Where?
Sam: Right there.
Me: Did you go on purpose or on accident?
Sam: I peed on the floor on purpose.
Me: Oh. Sam, why did you go pee-pee on the floor?
Sam: I didn't want to go in the bathroom.
Me: Why didn't you want to go pee-pee in the bathroom?

(Long pause as if he's trying to come up with an answer that will satisfy his perplexed Mother.)

Sam: I didn't want the loud flush to wake up the baby.

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