The Pushover

Sam: I want to go on a walk.
Me: Sam, I'm sorry, but I can't go on a walk right now.
Sam: I ask Daddy to go on a walk. He cannot say no.

The Trials of Being a Toddler

Last night I gave Sam one of his animal-shaped vitamins. He took it. Chewed it slowly, then announced rather solemnly:

"It's hard to eat a rhino."

Bedtime Prayer

Me: "Dear Jesus, please give Sam the gift of faith--"

(Sam interrupts)

Sam: "And joy!"

:)