Saturday, October 31, 2009

Terrorizing Toddlers


Four Terrorizing Scenarios that all took place within a two hour period:

Terrorizing Scenario #1:

Sam watching his beloved puppy dog going into the washer. I heard, "Puppy! Puppy! Puppy!" for five minutes straight.

Terrorizing Scenario #2:

Sam watching his beloved puppy going into the dryer. I heard, "Puppy! Puppy! Puppy!" for five minutes straight.

Terrorizing Scenario #3:
Sam watching me stab into the large pumpkin we've been affectionately calling, "Daddy Pumpkin." Throughout the carving process I heard, "No! No! Put back! Put back!" Sam would yell, "Back in!" while frantically trying to put the guts back in Daddy.

Terrorizing Scenario #4:
After the trauma of watching Puppy go through the washer and dryer I thought Sam would enjoy pulling puppy out of the dryer. I opened the door. Sam squealed, "PUPPY!" and reached into the dryer. He gave Puppy a quick hug before dropping it and yelling, "Hot! Hot!"

2 comments:

Brandon and Jennifer said...

That's great! Kids are awesome!

Anonymous said...

Mandy,

NEVER, EVER, EVER let the kids see you put their lovies in the washing machine! That's like Mom Rule #1! ;)

Today Jude didn't want his jammies washed because he didn't want them to be warm afterward.

Christy