Over the past year I've reported on Sam's various secret activities as they have been made known to me. Early on I found he was part of a fight club. Not long ago I figured out he was a spy. And just this past week I learned he was a part-time model. I believe this is the result of my watching "Zoolander" every other week while he was gestating.
Numerous friends have approached me saying they saw Sam's picture in the paper. So I picked up a paper and sure enough, there he was on page 13 of the West Windsor-Plainsboro MarketPlace.
I just hope he had the smarts to open up a good 401K.